Professional wrestlers are the masters of self promotion. They make Don King look like a charitable and humble man. That’s what makes wrestling… well, wrestling. Today we are going to give you the top 5 wrestling promotions with a double shot of the Macho Man (RIP) making the cut. Would you have ever picked up a Slim Jim if it were not for this guy? I think not. They are the Jedi Knights of our generation and this Friday we salute them! We put in everybody from the “Nature Boy” Rick Flair, The Rock, Ultimate Warrior, and my man, Rowdy Roddy Piper. So pull out the Bev Berry from Henry’s Christmas List, and pour a little dabble into your Friday cup of joe because the cream is rising to the top, the beat goes on yeah, you can goto the men’s room in the cow palace, and when you know Rick Flair’s in town WHOOOOO. Enjoy.