The week is finally here! The star studded movie extravaganza of our lifetime is finally coming out. Expendables 2 is set to release this Friday, August 17th. In light of this movie triumph of testicular fortitude, I got to thinking about which member of the cast is most iconic. Today I am going to give you my Top 5 memorable moments from the cast of Expendables 2.

The difficulty with this top 5 is that each item could arguably be #1. All of them have a special place in the Hall of Manly Triumphs which is located in Wisconsin. The issue with the Expendables 2 is not if this movie will be great, but instead how great will the movie be. Is this movie to a proportion of measurement that is unfathomable? Maybe it will be a term all to itself. So when something is so great that you can’t quantify it you will just refer to it as an “Expendables”.

The List

5. Jean Claude Van-Damme: The Splits (Blood Sport)

4. Dolph Lundgren: I must break you (Rocky IV)

3. Arnold Schwarzenegger: I’ll be back (Terminator)

2. Bruce Willis: Yippie Kay Yay Mother F@#ker (Die Hard)

1. Chuck Norris: Spin Kick (Walker Texas Ranger)

-Taters