Top 5 Fictional Movie Astronauts

With the death of the strongest of arms (Neil Armstrong), who was not only a true American hero, we have quite possibly the loss of the most triumphant explorer to ever live. As an ode to the man who made “One giant leap for mankind” Big Al and Taters are giving out a big DOM Manly Salute to the Top 5 Fictional Movie Astronauts.

Watch this clip to see which fictional rocket men made Big Al and Tater’s list and why:

Or Click here to listen to the entire 1 hour show. Trust me, it’s not rocket science.

The list is as follows…

with a few parameters. First nobody who actually existed as an astronaut was allowed – Apollo 13 for example. Also, anything with hyper-speed was excluded, – Star Wars for example.

Honorable Mentions:

Charlton Heston (George Taylor) - Planet of the Apes


Tommy Lee Jones (Hawk Hawkins) – Space Cowboys

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Top 5 Fictional Movie Astronauts:

5.) Mike Myers (Dr. Evil / Austin Powers) - Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me


4.) Roger Moore (James Bond) - James Bond: Moonraker


3.) Clint Eastwood (Frank Corbin) – Space Cowboys


2.) Harland Williams (Fred C. Randall) – Rocket Man


1.) Bruce Willis (Harry Stamper) – Armageddon


Worst Fictional Movie Astronaut:

Val Kilmer (Robby Gallager) - Red Planet  

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