Top 5 Cereal Mascots

If breakfast in the most important meal of the day, then you should be delivering your morning the most manly of breakfast. This starts with cereal, and today we are going to tell you the Top 5 Cereal Mascots. This list is in no way a measure of the actual cereal products, but nobody and I mean nobody, wants to hang out with the bee from Honey Nut Cheerios. When approaching breakfast, why not go with a cereal whose mascot could give that Monday the proverbial Nut punch it needs?

The parishioners of practical prescribed sustenance, if you will, are just as important as the beef you’re going to eat at night (without any condiments of course). Think about the cereal mascot list. Yeah, Aunt Jemima would be pretty cool to chill with, but come on… the Quaker? That guy doesn’t drink, party, hang, or watch football. I don’t want anything resembling the Taste of the Amish for breakfast. The creepy Leprechaun from Lucky Charms? He’s a diddler for sure. So the cereal list is truly the NFL of breakfast mascots. The list:


5. ) Fred Flintstone- Fruity pebbles. This guy is literally getting you to eat rock…beat that!

4.) California Raisins- The rock band of breakfast. Def Leppard of grapes.

3.) Tony the Tiger- This crazy cat wears a breakfast gang bandana around his chest. Real solid.

2.) Count Chocula- This vampire would kill anybody on Twilight with a choc-filled kick

1.) Captain Crunch- The only Military Officer of breakfast…Period!

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