A revolution isn’t started by bullets or words. Instead, it’s recognized and legitimized through the stroke of a pen. With our own celebration of the official founding of the United States on the horizon, we are going to re-release the document that started the manly revolution that you know and embrace today. This is The Declaration of Mandependence, signed by the Founding Fathers: Taters, Big Al, and The Colonel under the close guidance of Henry the Moose of Manliness.
Read it. Live it.
The Declaration of Mandependence
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for Man to dissolve the cultural trends of an over-zealous, pop culture society which have shackled him to the status quo, and to assume among the powers of masculinity, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle him, a decent respect to the opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Manliness. That whenever a culture moves to block, ban, or hinder these noble pursuits, it becomes the right of Man to alter or abolish these unjustly obstructions, and duly claim the core values bestowed upon him. The establishment of Manliness is created not only for the present but also for the future of society’s prosperity. That our heirs will not live in a state of castration, but shall reject the establishment of an effeminate society, and inherit an earth granted by God upon Man. Thus in the aspiration of achieving a more perfect place, a band of brave Men have chosen to repeal an estrogen-laced, politically correct culture and carve out a place for Men to congregate for the betterment of all great things. That this institution is the last stand for all Men and will establish a foundation of justice, courage, benevolence, morality, truthfulness, honor, and loyalty. We, signed below for all to see in our own independence, will demonstrate these virtues. This Declaration of Mandependence, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Manliness.