The Avengers Movie Review

I have seen a lot of super hero movies in my time. I will be honest. I thought The Avengers might end up being too top heavy in stardom to be good. Like Dream Theatre, sometimes there is just too much out there. I am happy to report that after watching all two hours and twenty-two minutes, that the film is everything I could hope for.

Some points for all of you that have not seen it yet:

Firstly, there is a lot of humor in this movie. This was a little bit of a surprise but you really get the whole enchilada of Tony Stark’s personality. Secondly, Scarlett Johansson is hot but Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow is even hotter. I didn’t think it was possible but I guess as soon as she becomes an American-accented Russian Assassin, she goes to top tier level. Her outfit was definitely selected because of all the athletic scenes she needed to do (insert sarcasm here).

Finally, Loki is even more annoying than Thor, but it is done on purpose. The guy has these ongoing monologues that I am pretty sure were intentional. But overall, the way The Avengers play off Loki’s dismal banter is amusing. So man up and go see this flick. It has everything you want: humor, hot women, destruction, and super heroes. Just make sure you don’t go to the bar prior because you are going to be holding it for a while. Trust me.

-Taters

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