With the new year, we have now entered a new election cycle. There a cast of leaders from around the country including the White House vying for your vote. At DOM we have gone through all the candidates and have come to a decision of who is deserving. Fozzy Bear has been a long standing icon of America. He has risen and expanded your 1^st Amendment rights under the insufferable dictatorship of the frog and swine. Think about it. He retains that old time American work ethic in which we all pride ourselves.

He continuously falters joke after joke and still has the perseverance to get back out there and try again. He might have something shoved up his ass but at least we know it’s not his head, which is better than our current choices. Ask yourself, the economy might not get better, foreign powers might not change their opinion, and taxes might stay the same, but at least I know I would have something to laugh about, and him being a self proclaimed jokester is better than having your decision and views laughable without trying to be. So the Fozzy Bear/Colbert ticket we believe is just the ticket for America. Put Stalter and Wardolf (old guys) in charge of defense. The Swedish Chef could be the White House cook. Beaker could be in charge of economic development and Animal would be Secretary of Homeland Security. That’s sounds like a bright future. Their campaign slogan is “Walka Walka” which in muppet language means “Freedom and Future.”

Walka Walka,

-Taters