Monster Manly Giveaway from Dreadnought Shaving

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Submit your answer to the question below before 5 PM on Friday July 27th.  After that, we will announce the grand prize winner.



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HOW TO ENTER?  Submit your answer to the following question in the comment section below.  If we lived in a world without razors, what would you use to shave your face and why?



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132 Responses to “Monster Manly Giveaway from Dreadnought Shaving”

  • Tod: July 23, 2012 at 9:28 am

    I would use a Gas Powered Belt Sander because I support anything that runs on gasoline and in the absence of razors, it is the only instrument left on the planet that could handle my wolverine whiskers.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:48 am

      Wow Tod. I could not have added a better comment myself to light this powder keg! I even own a gasoline powered toaster!

  • Tim D.: July 23, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Buck Knife.
    That’s what I shave with now anyways.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:45 am

      Tim, your blatant honesty is motivating.

  • Scott M.: July 23, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    I don’t know what I would do without razors. Since i shave my head and my face daily I guess i would look like a cross between Grizzly Adams and Julius Cesar.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:44 am

      And that would be bad because….?

  • Patrick: July 23, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    In a world without razors, I’d have to sharpen on of the kitchen knives and scrape my face and neck.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:43 am

      I recommend going for the paring knife over the butter knife.

  • Brandon: July 23, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    I’d use a boiling pot of acid, manly because it would get the job done in one try.. 1 shave forever smooth.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:41 am

      Ingenuity + Efficiency = Manliness! Brandon, your creativity melted my face off… now I don’t have to shave either!

  • Steph: July 23, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    I guess if there was no razor I would use a straight edge, or the sharpest knife I could find.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:30 am

      A dull blade could present problems.

  • Brad: July 23, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    I would shave with a tooth of a Great White after I got done making some shark jerky to enjoy as a snack.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:29 am

      I am stunned by the amount of sheer ingenious manliness exuding from this answer.
      Tooth of a badass beast of nature: Check!
      Turn said badass beast of nature into jerky: Check!
      DOM Manly Salute to Brad: Check!

  • ELIZABETH C.: July 23, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    If I lived in a world without razors, I’d be extremely hairy. I suppose I wouldn’t shave.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:25 am


  • Heather Turner: July 23, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    I’d get one of those cool buffer things that removes hair like I see on TV

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:25 am

      I recommend the Buffer Bit.

  • Allan Hunter: July 23, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    A sharp knife I guess, but I think my honey would have to get used to me scruffy except for very special occasions

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:24 am

      Damn right. A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.

  • dan williams: July 23, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    like the shaving cream

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:23 am

      It does a man good. But what would you shave with in a world without razors?

  • Dave Klein: July 24, 2012 at 12:12 am

    I would trap either a Hunny Badger or a Fisher Cat and use them to gnaw my beard!

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:22 am

      Dave, this is the most ridiculously AWESOME answer yet! Classic!

  • Anthony Shaffer: July 24, 2012 at 12:29 am

    I’d find a nice sharp rock and use that, like the cavemen presumeably did.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:19 am

      A vintage approach.

  • Richard Bell: July 24, 2012 at 1:44 am

    In a post apocalyptic world, razors are a thing of the past. I would still like to be clean shaven for the ladies, so I would locate a bomb fragment and grind an edge sharp to use for a pure manly shave. Of course I would have to use dreadnought shaving cream, which of course would be stockpiled in any real mans survival shelter to keep my face nice and smooth. Rugged is good for looks, but if you want to repopulate the world, the ladies need to find you smooth and pleasing.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:19 am

      May Henry the Moose of Manliness bless you with fertile loins so that the world may be repopulated by a man …who shaves like a man.

  • Brad S.: July 24, 2012 at 2:50 am

    In a post apocalyptic, I would shave with my Ka-Bar, the greatest American made fighting knife.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:14 am

      The Halls of Montezuma rumble with respect for your answer Brad.

  • Mark Anthony Simonson: July 24, 2012 at 3:32 am

    Shaving could be accomplished using the rock obsidian-which is one of the sharpest natural material known to man. Additionally one can use sea shells as a tweezer type of hair removal.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:10 am

      Wilderness ingenuity at its finest. Is this Bear Grylls?

  • Omar: July 24, 2012 at 4:04 am

    I’d do the manly thing and make my girl pluck the suckers out! Or i’d use the stickiest crap around and wax’em off. All else fails i’d burn the hair off.

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:08 am

      A 3 step approach with full backup plans. You sir are prepared for any shaving road blocks

  • jennifer: July 24, 2012 at 6:06 am

    if it was me shaving i would do what they did on little house on the prairie and use a blade and stick it in a fire to kill germs

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:06 am

      An iconic TV reference indeed. No doubt you’ll be fresh and “clean”

  • Lida Bureau: July 24, 2012 at 7:34 am

    I would use a sharp knife and scissors

    • Big Al: July 24, 2012 at 9:04 am

      You’ve got to be a little more descriptive here. Are we talking bowie knife or butter knife?

  • Jody Vilavong: July 24, 2012 at 10:06 am

    I would should have to find a stone and sharpen it on other rocks lol! Old!

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:28 am

      Old Style = Best Style

  • crystle tellerday: July 24, 2012 at 10:27 am

    a pocket knife

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 10:18 am


  • Jeff: July 24, 2012 at 10:32 am

    I would just find two rocks and use them to make one super sharp like a razor — then I would shave, with home made lye soap of course and some good firewater aftershave from the still.

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 10:17 am

      Wow. Impressive Jeff. From start to finish, the MAcGyver of the post-apocalyptic shaving world.

  • David: July 24, 2012 at 10:39 am

    I would use my Cutco kitchen knife set. 2 of the knives in the set can easily cut through meat bone like butter, pretty sharp for a kitchen knife… I’ll break one of them since I got 2.. and make a handheld razor. If this doesn’t work, you can always pluck them out with tweezers or go old-school by finding and handcrafting some clam shells or a piece of rock into sharp straight edges. Only reason I would go with this hassle is to please my woman; otherwise, I would sport a beard. ;-)

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 10:10 am

      What a standup guy. Ladies, witness the hassle Dave is willing to put himself through to please one of your own. God Speed Dave.

  • Gary Gow: July 24, 2012 at 10:45 am

    available for a student

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 10:06 am

      No. Only for people that never went to school.

  • Scott: July 24, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    I’d use my pocket knife. I keep it sharp enough to trim the hairs on my arm, so I would think it could do the same on my face.

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 10:05 am

      Preparation = Success.

  • Ezequiel: July 24, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    I would shave with the sharpest steel knife I could find. Sterilize it in water or fire.

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 10:04 am

      Got to keep it clean.

  • The Dave: July 24, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    A world without razors has got to be mostly destroyed. Sounds like a great opportunity to smash the nearest window with my fist of courage and use one of the broken shards to shave. The smashing of each window is bound to supply me with a harvest of new world razors and in a mere couple of weeks I could be resupplying the globe with a new way to shave. My face may be cut to shit, but I’d be one glassy guy.

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 10:03 am

      Epic. Absolutely Epic! Not only are you smashing windows a fist of courage and shaving with glass, but you are planning to repopulate a post apocalyptic world with new world razors for the progression of all mankind! The Dave = glassy guy.

  • Virgil: July 24, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    I would shave with a knife that would make Crocodile Dundee wet his pants.

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 9:51 am

      “That’s not a knife… that’s a knife” I think Paul Hogan sharted when he read that @VirgilW82

  • paige chandler: July 24, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    Nothing – I’d be Santa Clause

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 9:47 am

      In the immortal words of Sherman Clump, “You just got to be happy with yaself”

  • Theron Willis: July 24, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    I’d use a sharpened clam shell and take note that most women prefer a shaved face.

    Hope to win!

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 9:46 am

      Not just any shell, but a clam shell. I like admire your commitment to specifics but are you saying that women don’t prefer a King Leonidas beard? If so… I’m confused.

  • tamar: July 25, 2012 at 12:03 am

    well I wouldn’t shave my face because I am a female but I would suggest some very sharp stone and hope for the best

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 9:43 am

      I’m relieved that there is no need to shave your face.

  • FRANK SANDERS: July 25, 2012 at 12:50 am

    i would get some of that stinking MAGIC SHAVE that caused me to have semi-permanent hair loss on one side of my face- it took yeats of conditioning to get a full beard again.

    • FRANK SANDERS: July 25, 2012 at 12:52 am

      years !!!

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 9:42 am

      You’ve earned yourself a Shaving Purple Heart. What’s in that stuff… sulfuric acid?

  • Justen: July 25, 2012 at 8:40 am

    Weed eater & hedge clippers

    • Big Al: July 25, 2012 at 9:31 am

      Pulling out the big guns. Solid!

  • Jennifer B.: July 25, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    My husband would use his buck knife, because that’s the way cowboys like John Wayne do it.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 10:12 am

      If your husband is anything like Saint Wayne… something tells me he will be just fine in this post apocalyptic shaving world.

  • Senton: July 25, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    Well Big Al, I’d break the neck off a bottle of Basil Hayden bourbon, take a swig…. or two, shave my man mane with the broken piece and then use some more bourbon as after shave. Followed by another swig…. or two.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 10:06 am

      Basil Hayden! The key to my heart can be found at the bottom of every bottle of this delicious small batch bourbon. Senton, your response has caused my eyes to well with a salty discharge lesser men may refer to as “tears” but I simply just call it “eye urination”.

  • Brian C: July 26, 2012 at 7:47 am

    I would just let it grow…and grow…

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:58 am

      You’re going for the post-apocalyptic badass Santa Claus look.

  • Jaime: July 26, 2012 at 10:36 am

    I would use a machete and for shaving cream I would use the blood of my enemies.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:57 am

      I hear blood is a great exfoliant.

  • Brian: July 26, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Just use a clam shell. If Fred Flintstone can handle it, So can I.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:55 am

      Brian, I admire your Bedrock commitment.

  • sergey ryzhov: July 26, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    I wouldnt use anything. Get super hairy and just trim once a year or so in the spring.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:54 am

      Ahh yes! A seasonal shave.

  • Harold D: July 26, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    My choice would be nair hair removal. Yea, my face would be all irritated and red, but I would have a clean shave!

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:53 am

      Nair is for women. Real men would rub burning charcoal on their face.

  • Don D: July 26, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    One word….Nair….it it will leave your skin with a nice red, chemical burn essence as well.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:50 am

      Don, you might as well use a Windex bottle full of sulfuric acid.

  • Kevin: July 26, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    Pocket knife?

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:48 am

      Kevin, you seem confused by your own answer.

  • tracy davis: July 26, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    I would shave with a sharp rock

  • Sarah Yurga: July 27, 2012 at 1:08 am

    I would tell my husband to shave with a butcher knife – nice and slow, though.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:47 am

      Shaving fast with a butcher knife over the jugular region… not good times.

  • Corey Olomon: July 27, 2012 at 4:49 am

    In a whole with razors, I how grow a beard!

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:39 am

      Corey… it sounds like you had a good night brother.

  • brian e.: July 27, 2012 at 7:23 am

    Thanks for the giveaway… three words: Brazilian Face Wax !

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:38 am

      No pain. No gain!

  • Buddy Garrett: July 27, 2012 at 8:48 am

    I would use a really sharp axe because my ancestors were Normans and Vikings. It would be the manly thing to do. Ask Catherine of Russia.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:38 am

      The Hall of Valhalla rumbles with your triumphant shaving comment.

  • spencer the viking: July 27, 2012 at 8:58 am

    Being the viking I am, I would set sail and light it on fire.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:35 am

      Odin definitely approves.

  • Brenda Elsner: July 27, 2012 at 9:10 am

    My boyfriend says he would just have to shave with a knife then.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:32 am

      What kind and why?

  • matthew bakle: July 27, 2012 at 9:22 am

    My big hunting knife! Just like crocodile dundee!

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:31 am

      You and Virgil will have to have a showdown!

  • Robert Pyszk: July 27, 2012 at 9:24 am

    If we lived in a world without razors, what would you use to shave your face and why?

    Very interesting question ! I think I would say I’d use nair

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 9:31 am

      You’re better than that Robert. -Henry the Moose of Manliness

  • tony smoaks: July 27, 2012 at 10:08 am

    i wouldn’t shave i would just let it grow and dread it up because i am a manly man!

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 8:09 pm

      Going for the Rob Zombie look!

  • s riches: July 27, 2012 at 11:30 am

    I would use a clam shell so I could then eat the clam.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 8:02 pm

      Nothing like a morning shave washed down by a clam and OJ!

  • Tom: July 27, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    I would find a bear and kill it with my bare hands. Then, I would sharpen the bear’s ribs to a fine point and stab eveyone that answered this question “with a knife.” Shortly after that, I would sit on my throne made of bodies and rule the land with the most epic beard the world has ever known. But I suppose if I must shave, I would just rub my face with broken glass and saw dust for a nice scent, or I could just use Big Al’s sharp wit

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 8:08 pm

      Unprecedented. Tom, “Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.” Your answer is LEGENDARY! Not only have you singlehandedly managed to stomp out half the comments on this post but your pandering is well received!

  • Gaines Simmons: July 27, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Hello, how are you? Thank you for this opportunity. I would use a sharpened thin knife to cut my beard, if razors did not exist.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 8:01 pm

      I’m doing awesome Gaines and the thanks goes out to Dreadnought Shaving! Knife…. this is the first time we’ve gotten this answer.

  • kathy pease: July 27, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    probably a sharp knife because it would be the next best thing

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 7:59 pm

      I think you and Tom will get along great!

  • Nick D.: July 27, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    I would use my collapsible knife, but I would have to be very careful. Also, I would have to make sure it had a sharp edge.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 7:58 pm

      Are we talking Swiss army knife here, Leatherman, something so awesome that I don’t even know about it?

  • Nina McClain: July 27, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    A sharp knife. Or go the whole hot wax way..

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 7:57 pm

      Waxing your face… sounds about as fun as a root canal.

  • Mike Z: July 27, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    I would climb Mt. Rushmore and rub my face against Lincoln’s beard until my whiskers fell out.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 7:57 pm

      Climb up a man, return a Legend. Mt. Rushmore is the only Abe sculpture that reproduced his beard at actual size.

  • Billy: July 27, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    I would use Chuck Norris’s toe nails! Theres NO DOUBT they’re sharp!!!!!!

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 7:54 pm

      There so sharp you may cut your entire face off! No doubt you could use one as a scythe to to harvest your crops as well.

  • Sand: July 27, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    A knife or tweezers.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 7:52 pm

      I think you made Tom’s list.

  • Roberto Torres: July 27, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    I would only shave once a year. The reason for this is because NATURE only make the sharpest shaving instruments. Those are Icicles. I would wait on the coldest day of the year and head BAREFOOT to the NORTH POLE and gather the sharpest instruments. Shave alongside POLAR BEARS AND KILLER WHALES so they understand that they too should use DREADNOUGHT Shaving products.

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 7:52 pm

      I think Henry the Moose of Manliness will join you on your yearly pilgrimage as a translator so that you may more effectively bestow your shaving knowledge upon all manly northern creatures!

  • Peggy Rydzewski: July 27, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    THREAD..woman have been using this for years..

    • Big Al: July 27, 2012 at 7:48 pm

      Would a shoe lace suffice?

  • elangomatt: July 27, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    If we lived in a world without razors, would we even really bother to shave? I think I’d just let my beard grow out if I didn’t have access to any kind of razor.

  • BRANDON: July 27, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    id keep a keep a goat to eat the hairs off my face (i wouldnt feed it bath salts so the face eating wouldnt go to far!) so this goat would provide a close shave, companionship on lonely nights, and food if it pisses me off!

  • shirley zolenski: July 27, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    I am sure there would be something around to rip it of with. Flint, sanders etc

  • Gianna: July 27, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    A sharp knife.

  • Tim Moss: July 27, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    Might could use a piece of a broken mirror.

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