Monster Manly Giveaway from Dreadnought Shaving
July 23, 2012 | 
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131 Responses to “Monster Manly Giveaway from Dreadnought Shaving”
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I would use a Gas Powered Belt Sander because I support anything that runs on gasoline and in the absence of razors, it is the only instrument left on the planet that could handle my wolverine whiskers.
Wow Tod. I could not have added a better comment myself to light this powder keg! I even own a gasoline powered toaster!
Buck Knife.
That’s what I shave with now anyways.
Tim, your blatant honesty is motivating.
I don’t know what I would do without razors. Since i shave my head and my face daily I guess i would look like a cross between Grizzly Adams and Julius Cesar.
And that would be bad because….?
In a world without razors, I’d have to sharpen on of the kitchen knives and scrape my face and neck.
I recommend going for the paring knife over the butter knife.
I’d use a boiling pot of acid, manly because it would get the job done in one try.. 1 shave forever smooth.
Ingenuity + Efficiency = Manliness! Brandon, your creativity melted my face off… now I don’t have to shave either!
I guess if there was no razor I would use a straight edge, or the sharpest knife I could find.
A dull blade could present problems.
I would shave with a tooth of a Great White after I got done making some shark jerky to enjoy as a snack.
I am stunned by the amount of sheer ingenious manliness exuding from this answer.
Tooth of a badass beast of nature: Check!
Turn said badass beast of nature into jerky: Check!
DOM Manly Salute to Brad: Check!
If I lived in a world without razors, I’d be extremely hairy. I suppose I wouldn’t shave.
Lovely.
I’d get one of those cool buffer things that removes hair like I see on TV
I recommend the Buffer Bit.
A sharp knife I guess, but I think my honey would have to get used to me scruffy except for very special occasions
Damn right. A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.
like the shaving cream
It does a man good. But what would you shave with in a world without razors?
I would trap either a Hunny Badger or a Fisher Cat and use them to gnaw my beard!
Dave, this is the most ridiculously AWESOME answer yet! Classic!
I’d find a nice sharp rock and use that, like the cavemen presumeably did.
A vintage approach.
In a post apocalyptic world, razors are a thing of the past. I would still like to be clean shaven for the ladies, so I would locate a bomb fragment and grind an edge sharp to use for a pure manly shave. Of course I would have to use dreadnought shaving cream, which of course would be stockpiled in any real mans survival shelter to keep my face nice and smooth. Rugged is good for looks, but if you want to repopulate the world, the ladies need to find you smooth and pleasing.
May Henry the Moose of Manliness bless you with fertile loins so that the world may be repopulated by a man …who shaves like a man.
In a post apocalyptic, I would shave with my Ka-Bar, the greatest American made fighting knife.
The Halls of Montezuma rumble with respect for your answer Brad.
Shaving could be accomplished using the rock obsidian-which is one of the sharpest natural material known to man. Additionally one can use sea shells as a tweezer type of hair removal.
Wilderness ingenuity at its finest. Is this Bear Grylls?
I’d do the manly thing and make my girl pluck the suckers out! Or i’d use the stickiest crap around and wax’em off. All else fails i’d burn the hair off.
A 3 step approach with full backup plans. You sir are prepared for any shaving road blocks
if it was me shaving i would do what they did on little house on the prairie and use a blade and stick it in a fire to kill germs
An iconic TV reference indeed. No doubt you’ll be fresh and “clean”
I would use a sharp knife and scissors
You’ve got to be a little more descriptive here. Are we talking bowie knife or butter knife?
I would should have to find a stone and sharpen it on other rocks lol! Old school.style!
Old Style = Best Style
a pocket knife
Why?
I would just find two rocks and use them to make one super sharp like a razor — then I would shave, with home made lye soap of course and some good firewater aftershave from the still.
Wow. Impressive Jeff. From start to finish, the MAcGyver of the post-apocalyptic shaving world.
I would use my Cutco kitchen knife set. 2 of the knives in the set can easily cut through meat bone like butter, pretty sharp for a kitchen knife… I’ll break one of them since I got 2.. and make a handheld razor. If this doesn’t work, you can always pluck them out with tweezers or go old-school by finding and handcrafting some clam shells or a piece of rock into sharp straight edges. Only reason I would go with this hassle is to please my woman; otherwise, I would sport a beard. ;-)
What a standup guy. Ladies, witness the hassle Dave is willing to put himself through to please one of your own. God Speed Dave.
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I’d use my pocket knife. I keep it sharp enough to trim the hairs on my arm, so I would think it could do the same on my face.
Preparation = Success.
I would shave with the sharpest steel knife I could find. Sterilize it in water or fire.
Got to keep it clean.
A world without razors has got to be mostly destroyed. Sounds like a great opportunity to smash the nearest window with my fist of courage and use one of the broken shards to shave. The smashing of each window is bound to supply me with a harvest of new world razors and in a mere couple of weeks I could be resupplying the globe with a new way to shave. My face may be cut to shit, but I’d be one glassy guy.
Epic. Absolutely Epic! Not only are you smashing windows a fist of courage and shaving with glass, but you are planning to repopulate a post apocalyptic world with new world razors for the progression of all mankind! The Dave = glassy guy.
I would shave with a knife that would make Crocodile Dundee wet his pants.
“That’s not a knife… that’s a knife” I think Paul Hogan sharted when he read that @VirgilW82
Nothing – I’d be Santa Clause
In the immortal words of Sherman Clump, “You just got to be happy with yaself”
I’d use a sharpened clam shell and take note that most women prefer a shaved face.
Hope to win!
Not just any shell, but a clam shell. I like admire your commitment to specifics but are you saying that women don’t prefer a King Leonidas beard? If so… I’m confused.
well I wouldn’t shave my face because I am a female but I would suggest some very sharp stone and hope for the best
I’m relieved that there is no need to shave your face.
i would get some of that stinking MAGIC SHAVE that caused me to have semi-permanent hair loss on one side of my face- it took yeats of conditioning to get a full beard again.
years !!!
You’ve earned yourself a Shaving Purple Heart. What’s in that stuff… sulfuric acid?
Weed eater & hedge clippers
Pulling out the big guns. Solid!
My husband would use his buck knife, because that’s the way cowboys like John Wayne do it.
If your husband is anything like Saint Wayne… something tells me he will be just fine in this post apocalyptic shaving world.
Well Big Al, I’d break the neck off a bottle of Basil Hayden bourbon, take a swig…. or two, shave my man mane with the broken piece and then use some more bourbon as after shave. Followed by another swig…. or two.
Basil Hayden! The key to my heart can be found at the bottom of every bottle of this delicious small batch bourbon. Senton, your response has caused my eyes to well with a salty discharge lesser men may refer to as “tears” but I simply just call it “eye urination”.
I would just let it grow…and grow…
You’re going for the post-apocalyptic badass Santa Claus look.
I would use a machete and for shaving cream I would use the blood of my enemies.
I hear blood is a great exfoliant.
Just use a clam shell. If Fred Flintstone can handle it, So can I.
Brian, I admire your Bedrock commitment.
I wouldnt use anything. Get super hairy and just trim once a year or so in the spring.
Ahh yes! A seasonal shave.
My choice would be nair hair removal. Yea, my face would be all irritated and red, but I would have a clean shave!
Nair is for women. Real men would rub burning charcoal on their face.
One word….Nair….it it will leave your skin with a nice red, chemical burn essence as well.
Don, you might as well use a Windex bottle full of sulfuric acid.
Pocket knife?
Kevin, you seem confused by your own answer.
I would shave with a sharp rock
I would tell my husband to shave with a butcher knife – nice and slow, though.
Shaving fast with a butcher knife over the jugular region… not good times.
In a whole with razors, I how grow a beard!
Corey… it sounds like you had a good night brother.
Thanks for the giveaway… three words: Brazilian Face Wax !
No pain. No gain!
I would use a really sharp axe because my ancestors were Normans and Vikings. It would be the manly thing to do. Ask Catherine of Russia.
The Hall of Valhalla rumbles with your triumphant shaving comment.
Being the viking I am, I would set sail and light it on fire.
Odin definitely approves.
My boyfriend says he would just have to shave with a knife then.
What kind and why?
My big hunting knife! Just like crocodile dundee!
You and Virgil will have to have a showdown!
If we lived in a world without razors, what would you use to shave your face and why?
Very interesting question ! I think I would say I’d use nair
You’re better than that Robert. -Henry the Moose of Manliness
i wouldn’t shave i would just let it grow and dread it up because i am a manly man!
Going for the Rob Zombie look!
I would use a clam shell so I could then eat the clam.
Nothing like a morning shave washed down by a clam and OJ!
I would find a bear and kill it with my bare hands. Then, I would sharpen the bear’s ribs to a fine point and stab eveyone that answered this question “with a knife.” Shortly after that, I would sit on my throne made of bodies and rule the land with the most epic beard the world has ever known. But I suppose if I must shave, I would just rub my face with broken glass and saw dust for a nice scent, or I could just use Big Al’s sharp wit
Unprecedented. Tom, “Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.” Your answer is LEGENDARY! Not only have you singlehandedly managed to stomp out half the comments on this post but your pandering is well received!
Hello, how are you? Thank you for this opportunity. I would use a sharpened thin knife to cut my beard, if razors did not exist.
I’m doing awesome Gaines and the thanks goes out to Dreadnought Shaving! Knife…. this is the first time we’ve gotten this answer.
probably a sharp knife because it would be the next best thing
I think you and Tom will get along great!
I would use my collapsible knife, but I would have to be very careful. Also, I would have to make sure it had a sharp edge.
Are we talking Swiss army knife here, Leatherman, something so awesome that I don’t even know about it?
A sharp knife. Or go the whole hot wax way..
Waxing your face… sounds about as fun as a root canal.
I would climb Mt. Rushmore and rub my face against Lincoln’s beard until my whiskers fell out.
Climb up a man, return a Legend. Mt. Rushmore is the only Abe sculpture that reproduced his beard at actual size.
I would use Chuck Norris’s toe nails! Theres NO DOUBT they’re sharp!!!!!!
There so sharp you may cut your entire face off! No doubt you could use one as a scythe to to harvest your crops as well.
A knife or tweezers.
I think you made Tom’s list.
I would only shave once a year. The reason for this is because NATURE only make the sharpest shaving instruments. Those are Icicles. I would wait on the coldest day of the year and head BAREFOOT to the NORTH POLE and gather the sharpest instruments. Shave alongside POLAR BEARS AND KILLER WHALES so they understand that they too should use DREADNOUGHT Shaving products.
I think Henry the Moose of Manliness will join you on your yearly pilgrimage as a translator so that you may more effectively bestow your shaving knowledge upon all manly northern creatures!
THREAD..woman have been using this for years..
Would a shoe lace suffice?
If we lived in a world without razors, would we even really bother to shave? I think I’d just let my beard grow out if I didn’t have access to any kind of razor.
id keep a keep a goat to eat the hairs off my face (i wouldnt feed it bath salts so the face eating wouldnt go to far!) so this goat would provide a close shave, companionship on lonely nights, and food if it pisses me off!
I am sure there would be something around to rip it of with. Flint, sanders etc
A sharp knife.
Might could use a piece of a broken mirror.