I REALLY WANT THOSE CIGARS DAMMIT! AND I”M GOING TO ROAR MY MANLY HEAD OFF UNTIL I GET THEM!! because that of course is what a man should do when he wants something. So just give me the cigars and everything will be fine. I watch your show every FREAKIN day, so reward me!! I request- Nay, I DEMAND that you do this thing for me. My best friend and sister are getting married soon, you think I want to show up to that wedding without ten perfect cigars? DO YOU?? well I DONT! Give me the cigars before my temper becomes so hot that I griddle your damn eggs on my abs…