MAN CRATES Giveaway!

Want to win a MAN CRATE full of chow including OVER A POUND OF BEEF?!


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2) Then, Click on the “Read more” in this article, go to the bottom of the page and post a comment - What would you pack in a customized Mandependence MAN CRATE?! We will review all the entries and choose ONE winner, to be announced in this Friday’s Manly Podcast. Be creative!

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THIS GIVEAWAY ENDED ON FRIDAY, APRIL 5 2013.  To find out the winner, listen to the Manly Podcast 4-5-2013.

58 Responses to “MAN CRATES Giveaway!”

  • outlaw0208: April 1, 2013 at 2:41 am

    My MAN CRATE would go with me on the road. It would consist of lots of beef jerky, bottled water and an ACDC CD!

    • Big Al: April 1, 2013 at 9:30 am

      You going with the AC/DC LIVE album?

  • Margaret Smith: April 1, 2013 at 7:02 am

    My Man crate would have the essentials, water, beef jerkey, nuts, pocket knife,matches, a little beer for kicking back and some great tunes.

    • Big Al: April 1, 2013 at 9:31 am

      What kind of beer? The cheap stuff or you goin all out?

  • Jay Mo: April 1, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    My man crate would be a 100% complete survival kit consisting of 1) the finest liquid grain salad, a.k.a beer, 2) a can of refreshing shower, a.k.a body spray, 3)an assortment of fine cigars, plus cigar emergency kit with cutter and matches … 4) the finest travel steaks around, a.k.a. jerky. and bug spray cuz I hate bugs, they’re icky…

    • Sanders: April 2, 2013 at 4:20 pm

      “Liquid grain salad”! HA, yes, I will us this one the next time the little woman yacks at me for not eating enough fresh stuff.

  • Chad: April 1, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    My MAN CRATE will be used during P-Week. The week when my lovely wife turns into a crazed she beast. I will ration my MAN CRATE so I can last the whole week. I will hide in the handy crate and rotate between jerky and the other stuff. Please I need this crate to SURVIVE!!

    • Sanders: April 2, 2013 at 4:21 pm

      Then I need this every week…

  • Karen Thaeter: April 1, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    A Man Crate Should have Lots of beer—Pretzels—Venison Pepperonies,peanutsand pizza

    • Sanders: April 2, 2013 at 4:33 pm

      and a man?

  • Mike M: April 1, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    My MAN CRATE would have the essentials. Hustler Mag (or Maxim if its for your son), Car magazine, An issue of Weekly World News(the one with Bat Boy), Cigar, bottle of whiskey. Fight Club DVD, Van Halen’s first album on CD, Beef jerky, Peanuts (with the shells) and probably some sort of “man cave/ do not disturb sign” to put on the door leading to the garage. Oh and an and an easy to follow non-technical “how to” guide on removing internet history.

    • Sanders: April 2, 2013 at 4:29 pm

      You may have an idea there! Maybe a combo device that whenever she opens the door to the garage an alarm goes off with a 3 second delay before a big fat plastic hand swoops around and smacks her a**, while at the same time triggering the 90′s Nintendo 64 Battle Tanx “Nuke Deployed” on the internet history. HER interne history of course. She will only do that once. ;-)

  • Lacey McCarthy: April 1, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    my man crate would have everything listed for the crate. the only thing I would add is beer!! and maybe a dart set…

    • Sanders: April 2, 2013 at 4:32 pm

      You could use the beer cans as the targets – empty of course unless you plan on jetting the beer.

  • Mike Dionne: April 1, 2013 at 6:08 pm

    My man crate would include a lot of jerky, trail mix, a badass knife, a lighter, cigars, and a flask

    • Sanders: April 2, 2013 at 4:40 pm

      flask of… Apple juice? Motor oil? A-1 sauce? Old spice?

  • Holly Kennedy: April 1, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    My Man Crate would have to be big enough for my fiance to move around in comfortably, with an air hole or two. Occasionally I would toss in a few corn nuts in said air hole, until I completely demolished my pound of assorted jerky.

    • Sanders: April 2, 2013 at 4:42 pm

      Oooooo, would those be BBQ or ranch corn nuts? The plain are boring. Either way, nice reminder – I am going to 7-11 now.

  • Matt Blancher: April 1, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    swimsuit calender, jalapeno beef jerkey, bacon jerkey, bbq dry rub (one or more), moustache wax, lighter, beer, beer stein, bow-tie, coffee, beer-cozey

    • Sanders: April 2, 2013 at 4:47 pm

      be careful you don’t look to close and get that mustache wax on the swimsuit calendar. if so, i heard that a paste made from the beer and bbq dry rub should remove it

  • ERNEST STEVENS: April 1, 2013 at 9:09 pm


    • Sanders: April 2, 2013 at 4:52 pm

      glad you clarified the soda. we all were gettin a little concerned bout ya! mighta needed to call dr. pepper

  • Danielle: April 1, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    My man crate would have every thing from my jerky, jalapeno’s, nacho cheese corn nuts, pretzels and the vodka and oh by the way… the man ain’t comin’ with this one!!!!

    • Sanders: April 2, 2013 at 4:58 pm

      sounds like a “wo-man” crate to me. and you really like jerky? you are awesome (except that you won’t share)!

  • Zach Harris: April 2, 2013 at 5:15 pm

    My Man Crate would be filled with Jennifer Lawrence and 17 steaks.

    • Sanders: April 2, 2013 at 5:51 pm

      …so you mean 18 steaks?

  • diane Baum: April 2, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    My ‘MANLY” crate would contain for us women would contain Brad Pitt…. It would also contain tools, beer, a car magazine, steaks, boxer shorts, and a few bars of Irish Spring Soap-oh yea, a joke book for the bathroom

    • Taters: April 3, 2013 at 7:18 pm

      you can never over estimate the power of the Irish to rinse out that beer smell.

  • Sonya: April 3, 2013 at 2:35 am

    I’d love a pocket knife and a bunch of zombie fighting gear!

    • Big Al: April 4, 2013 at 9:46 am

      We talking hatchets, 38 special, Carl from the Walking Dead?

  • landon: April 3, 2013 at 4:33 am

    i would like to have an awesome switch blade, some fine whiskey, a slingshot and last but not least a nice pair of hiking boots.

    • Big Al: April 4, 2013 at 9:45 am

      Pretty much a survival kit.

  • Jeremiah: April 3, 2013 at 8:58 am

    In my man create, I would have a few of those Suicide Girls, a few 6 packs of Killians, a case of Jack Daniels, a carton of American Spirits, a Bowie Knife, a Shotgun, a whole lot of beef and venison steaks..

    • Taters: April 3, 2013 at 7:24 pm

      All American minus the Killians…

  • Karen Gonyea: April 3, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    Def need some dark ale and some cashews :)

    • Big Al: April 4, 2013 at 9:44 am

      throw some almonds in there?

  • Matt: April 3, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    What comes in the crate, but ditch the corn nuts & ad some Jameson’s!
    Need a Opinel No 6 Folding Knife to open all this with too!

    • Big Al: April 4, 2013 at 9:44 am

      Jameson’s is a great food pairing to jerky.

  • Marlene V.: April 3, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    Chelada beer — (bud light with clamato) and smoke house almonds.

    • Big Al: April 4, 2013 at 9:42 am

      I’ve had that beer once… that was enough.

  • Stephanie Larison: April 4, 2013 at 4:57 am

    My man would LOVE this, he’s want all his faves in there. Beef jerky, BBQ chips, steaks, a xbox game, and probably a blonde chick, lol.

    • Big Al: April 4, 2013 at 9:41 am

      Blonds… ahh yes.

  • David Harlow: April 4, 2013 at 10:58 am

    My Man Crate would consist of: 10 lbs. of venison jerky, assorted cookies and cakes, several jugs of water and (while I’m on the subject of jugs) Kate Upton….or Scarlett Johansson.

  • kris: April 4, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    Sam adams summer ale

  • John Hutchens: April 4, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    I would have everything listed and add some Alaskan Amber Beer!!!

  • Lorena Keech: April 4, 2013 at 8:18 pm

    Brats and beer

  • Anthony: April 4, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    Mine would have water,beef jerky, beer and hot peanuts.

  • Paul Sofranko: April 4, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    Chips, Pretzels, Doritos, Pizza, and Coffee with my wife in there to serve it to me!

  • denise donaldson: April 5, 2013 at 8:02 am

    I would carry a flat stanley in my man crate. That way it wouldnt be so creepy if I had a real man in there lol.

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  • Susan Smith: April 5, 2013 at 10:01 am

    My Man Crate would have everything I need to watch a football game, a big screen TV, pizza, wings. nachos. BBQ and beer.

  • Laura Bradley: April 5, 2013 at 12:49 pm


  • Dawn Reid: April 5, 2013 at 11:35 pm

    All the great items listed plus some Jack Daniels, some trash bags so I don’t leave any mess, and some aspirin for all the over indulgence.

  • lilshuga2001: April 5, 2013 at 11:58 pm

    beef jerkey- my bug out bag – which includes a TV :) and some tims jalepenos chips :) and some heineken beer

  • Roberto J: April 8, 2013 at 9:14 am

    Rum and Coke!! And a juicy T-Bone steak with a fork. No knife needed :)

  • Sir James: April 13, 2013 at 2:28 am

    1. Jim Beam Distiller’s Masterpiece

    2. Beer Marinated Deer, Elk, or Moose Steak

    3. Straight Razor

    4. Handmade Copper Flask

    5. Altoids Tin Survival Kit –

  • Joseph JF: April 16, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    Ah, a man crate. Such a package would need to consist of Five things. In order to keep some of them non perishable and sturdy, they should be canned.
    -Precooked bacon packed in a can (Epic Meal Time did it)
    -Just A large can of whiskey. (like those apple juice cans)
    -A phat fat cigar in a special can
    -A monocle (to go with the cigar)
    -A large impractical knife to shave with (and to open cans)

  • Janet: November 13, 2013 at 11:09 pm

    My husband received this crate filled with the best beef jerky and other goodies from his company after surgery.
    This is the best gift to send a guy. So clever the package is fun. He got a kick out of opening it. Loved all the goodies inside. We would love to order a refill on the beef jerky!! Favors are so good and meat is tender. A winner for anyone to enjoy!!

  • Holly Kennedy: November 14, 2013 at 11:43 pm

    Me, nude, with a bow on for my man. And a bunch of empty wrappers because I’m sure I’ll get hungry in there. I flippin love beef jerky.

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