Knights of the Man Table

Nothing personifies a league of extraordinary manliness like the Knights of the Round Table. Coming soon DOM is going to announce our modern day Knights of the Man Table. These men will be introduced sparingly and only when the merits of their character proves that they are truly worthy to defend the cause. The Knights defend the modern world from charlatans of douche baggery. But the question that you must ponder is who will be the first announced Knight? The Man Table might be exclusive but it can include anyone, real or fictional

Han Solo, John Goodman, Angus Young, Mike Ditka, the dwarf guy from Game of Thrones, and Ruxin from The League could all be solid choices. We are looking for the first knight (Connery reference of the day) to be one that makes a statement. One whom is focused on toppling a female-induced estrogen coma into which so many of our good brothers have fallen. So tell us your picks in the comments section below, and possible your choice may be the First Knight of the Man Table.



3 Responses to “Knights of the Man Table”

  • Dustin S: October 2, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    John McClain. Let’s face it he is a modern cowboy that had the balls to kill Hans Gruber and tell him Yippie Ki Yay Mother Fucker. Not only is he a NYPD officer doing all of this in bad assery in Die Hard one, but it is also the one of the greatest Christmas movies ever! I vote John McClain to be the law man at the round table.

    • Big Al: October 3, 2012 at 9:44 am

      Dustin… Well put. I think TBS should do away with “The Christmas Story” marathon and replace it with “Die Hard.” What better way to celibate the birth of Christ than with his Hollywood reincarnation in John McClain. Taters, I think we have a strong contender for Law Man. Question is, how does Kurt Russel as Wyatt Earp feel about it?

  • Dustin S: October 10, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    Should Doc Holliday (Played by Val Kilmer in Tombstone) have seat at the table as the town drunk. He could certainly be the round table’s huckleberry. You know takes a few shots, play some poker, and ya know know kill someone if he needed too.

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