There might not be a more divisive debate than who is the best Transformer’s girl. This has been going on through the Mandependence community for the last week, so we have decided to figure out just which Transformers Actress is hotter, Megan Fox or Rosie Huntington Whiteley. There could not be a more dichotomous relationship of hotness than these two. On one hand the British-accented, classically angelic Whiteley, on the other the all American temptress-vixen that is Megan Fox. We had to look at every aspect of hotness in the films for comparison. This is going to be a classic debate of whom is better - the party girl vs. the elegant hottie.Whiteley definitely has the sexier scenes hands down. Right from the get-go of the last Transformers, she is scantily dressed in her underwear prancing around the room. Boom! That is how you make an entrance to the game. She might as well came out with fireworks and “Pour Some Sugar on Me” playing on full blast. The accent also assists in the hotness meter as well. I will concede there are some guys that do not like the British accent (blows my mind by the way) but most people do find it more attractive.
Megan Fox, however, does a lot more ass kicking. This is incredibly important. If I am in the midst of fighting some gigantic mechanical humanoid that is massacring the world, the last thing I want to do is spend half my time trying to save this woman because she continually makes horrible employment decisions. Dress in the film is a total wash, they are both ridiculously attractive in the films and really it would just come down to preference on which style of dress you like better. Personality has to go to Fox in the films not just because of her aforementioned ability to not continually be caught in precarious positions, but also because she is on the rebound right from the get go. That increases all of our chances tenfold.
Whiteley has just way to much competition in the film. If you meet a girl who is not impressed that you had just saved the world, hold on… twice, because there is some uber rich guy that keeps throwing money at her, then forget it. That is why Fox is our winner. Each of their hotness is way to close. If I am in a bind between two smokin’ hot women - happens to me all the time so I have a lot of experience in this - I am going for the lower maintenance, independent girl every time. I don’t wanna be emasculated by a girl that not only makes more money than me, but also because I have to spend my entire time fending off some d-bag guy that continually hits on her to which she is “supposedly” completely oblivious. It has been decided.
I am the Optimus Prime of Debate,