Expendables 2 in Theaters TODAY!

Women have Twilight (who gives a shit). Men, we have The Expendables. Number deuce is being released tonight.   This cinematic adventure pretty much sums up everything we’re about here at DOM. We are fully looking forward to zero plot, other than “Good Guys Kill The Bad Guys.”

Not to mention:

- Chuck Norris

- Fully automatic shotguns

- Explosions

- Gratuitous violence

- America

- Steroids (except for Sylvester Stallone because he is all natural)

- Justice

- Cigars

- Chuck Norris

Now to get your willy wet:

 

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