McRib Update: For the past few weeks, McDonalds has found it within their pompous heart to grace the public yet again with their fabled McRib sandwich. Why now, you ask? We attribute the return of the ever-elusive McRib sandwich solely to the Mandependence DOM Army. In response to late August’s “No More McDonald’s McRib: Call to Arms!” a flood of scathing letters found their way to Ronald’s doorstep (mainly from Big Al), and the two-faced Irish burger monger had no choice but to yield to the masses. This will go down in history as the time when, in the face of tyranny, like-minded men banded together to reshape the diets of America. But, for how long? Who knows?
Thomas Jefferson said once, “Sometimes the Tree of Liberty needs to be watered with the ketchup-based BBQ sauce of the McRib.”
Mandependence Public Service Announcement:
Hunger Pains. Ridiculed in the work place. Being ostracized by family and friends.
Have you recently been compelled to take extra lunch breaks at work resulting in “a talk” with your employer? Are you suffering from irregular eating habits like eating the same thing for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Are you experiencing feelings of disbelief, frustration, or intolerance toward meals over $5.00?
If you answered “Yes” to any of these symptoms, you may be suffering from S.A.M.S. (Spontaneous Available McRib Syndrome). S.A.M.S. affects people of all walks of life and nothing upsets me more than when a family member has S.A.M.S. and McDonalds refuses to give them the medicine they need.
As long as the McRib is on the McDonalds menu, the Mandependence Trial team of Hardy and Arby will eat to keep it there. You could be entitled to mystery meat compensation. Please, don’t wait. Email, comment, or tweet us your story right now.
Hardy and Arby… America
Sticking it to the Clown,