Beer Scale

We here at DOM have created an easy way for our readers to describe their favorite brews. Below is a 1-10 scale, likening the bodies of celebrities to the bodies of beers for easy reference. From eating disorders to morbid obesity, every beer ever created since the dawn of time falls somewhere on this scale. Choose wisely…


Mary Kate Olsen1 115x115  Beer Scale photo

Mary Kate Olsen, beer: _______________________

Calista Flockheart 90x1501  Beer Scale photo

Callista Flockhart, beer: _______________________


ANNE HATHAWAY 118x1501  Beer Scale photo

Anne Hathaway, beer: _______________________


Cameron Diaz 114x1501  Beer Scale photo

Cameron Diaz, beer: _______________________


Brooke Burke 88x1501  Beer Scale photo

Brooke Burke, beer: _______________________


Eva Mendes 108x1501  Beer Scale photo

Eva Mendes, beer: _______________________


Kim Kardashian 75x1501  Beer Scale photo

Kim Kardashian, beer: _______________________


Anna Nicole 112x1501  Beer Scale photo

Anna Nicole Smith, beer: _______________________


Kristie Alley 122x1501  Beer Scale photo

Kirstie Alley, beer: _______________________


Rosanne Barr 150x1081  Beer Scale photo

Roseanne Barr, beer: _______________________


4 Responses to “Beer Scale”

  • SpiderRico: August 24, 2011 at 12:12 am

    I may enjoy a Kristy Alley but I would love to have a Brooke Burke!

  • TheDude: August 24, 2011 at 12:46 am

    First, this is awesome! haha laughed my ass off. But just to confirm, a Budlight is like a Callista Flockhart and a an Sam Smiths Oatmeal Stout is like a Kirstie Alley. I’m thinking along the same thing here?

  • GoodyBag: August 24, 2011 at 7:26 am

    TheDude – You are 100% correct. The thicker the beer the thicker the actress. This is clearly first time that being compared Roseanne Barr isnt a bad thing.

  • TheDude: August 24, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    So it would be safe to say that Tom Arnold drinks some pretty heavy beer.

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