Beer Scale
August 24, 2011 | 
by We here at DOM have created an easy way for our readers to describe their favorite brews. Below is a 1-10 scale, likening the bodies of celebrities to the bodies of beers for easy reference. From eating disorders to morbid obesity, every beer ever created since the dawn of time falls somewhere on this scale. Choose wisely…
Mary Kate Olsen, beer: _______________________
Callista Flockhart, beer: _______________________
Anne Hathaway, beer: _______________________
Cameron Diaz, beer: _______________________
Brooke Burke, beer: _______________________
Eva Mendes, beer: _______________________
Kim Kardashian, beer: _______________________
Anna Nicole Smith, beer: _______________________
Kirstie Alley, beer: _______________________
Roseanne Barr, beer: _______________________
-Sultans
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I may enjoy a Kristy Alley but I would love to have a Brooke Burke!
First, this is awesome! haha laughed my ass off. But just to confirm, a Budlight is like a Callista Flockhart and a an Sam Smiths Oatmeal Stout is like a Kirstie Alley. I’m thinking along the same thing here?
TheDude – You are 100% correct. The thicker the beer the thicker the actress. This is clearly first time that being compared Roseanne Barr isnt a bad thing.
So it would be safe to say that Tom Arnold drinks some pretty heavy beer.