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Manly Skills: The Wingman

The biggest test of a man’s sacrifice and level of friendship is when he makes a personal sacrifice.  In this case, that would be helping his buddy with a certain “girl target of opportunity.” When a man is willing to don the flight suit of a wingman, he is accepting the fact that he will not be with the best looking girl, he will have to tone down his own personality, and will have to go to great lengths to put his friend in the best light. This is something that is not inscribed in the Ten ComMANdments, but is something that is ingrained in every man’s archetype personality. Read more »

Manly Skill: Telling a Believable Lie

Let’s be honest (pun); every guy lies at some point. It is a must in every relationship to have the ability to bend the truth or to not be completely honest. I know what you’re about to say, “Well, in my relationship and all of my friendships, I am always honest.” That proves my point… you just said: A LIE. Lying is a power that gives you the ability to raise spirits of friends and family, to create a more interesting story, and most importantly, keep you out of trouble. But how do you tell a lie effectively? In today’s inaugural installment of Manly Skills, I am going to teach you the basics of how to tell a good lie. Trust me, I’m a moose.

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Manly Christmas Gifts 2011

This week it is now my turn to submit my Manly Christmas List. As the only one who actually works around the DOM office, I have submitted gift ideas for the working professional. The men who get stuff done. These are perfect gifts for the young professional. For starters, the Bev-Burry. Imagine, you’re in a meeting with some guy from Compliance or HR just rambling about some new policy that is just going to make your job ridiculously more difficult. Need a shot? The Bev-Burry has got you covered. If you were to buy the whole list, you would have a bacon breath-smelling, cigar-puffing, putting-drunk-on-the-can-at-work, revolutionary George Washington. In other words, MANLY. See the full list below:

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Holiday Survival Guide: From Henry the Moose of Manliness

For many, Christmas is a time when the family gets together and celebrates each other’s company. That’s the politically correct answer. For many, Christmas is a time of high levels of stress where a man is cast into a situation where we need to be an all star electrician, lumberjack, and gift selection connoisseur. That is why I have decided to give you some insight into a holiday survival guide to make this holiday the best it can be.

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Dear Henry, My GF Sucks at Dancing

Dear Henry,

I went to the club this weekend with my new girlfriend and my friends. My girlfriend is the worst dancer in the world, and I have gotten ripped on all week by my buds. How do I tell her gently her dancing sucks without getting kicked in the genitals? Read more »

Manly Advice: Do I Have a Video Game Addiction?

Dear Henry,

I have spent just spent 36 consecutive hours playing Batman: Arkham City and NHL ’12. Do I have a video game addiction problem? Read more »

Manly Advice: Cheap Dates

Dear Henry,

They have been cutting my hours at work. I am still trying to maintain some sort of social life with the ladies but it is hard with limited funds.What are some cheap date ideas?

-Senton, Tallahassee, FL Read more »

Women and Fantasy Football

 

Dear Henry,

 

The annual tradition of fantasy football is about to begin. After an off-season of playful banter, my girlfriend has decided to encroach on my one last haven of manliness. How do I keep her in the mall and out of the league to preserve my dignity?

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Hot Girl From the Office

Dear Henry,

I finally asked out the “hot” girl at the office, and I am freaking out. What do I do when she comes over. I really want this to go well. Please help. Read more »

How Can I Stop Listening to My Girlfriend’s Music in My Car?

Dear Henry,

When I drive in my car with my girlfriend. She always puts on her music. I have to listen to Miley Cyrus! If I have to listen to her sing about her hands being up I am going to wig out.Please help me make this stop.

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