I am in the midst of dilemma. As I have mentioned in the past, I have a keen additional sense that tells me ahead of time whether bands, movies, or TV shows are truly going to suck. My superman-like sense may have met it’s kryptonite because I do not, for the life of me, know if Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is going to suck or be awesome. My gut says, “Yup this is going to be as bad as Black Sheep”. (No not the Chris Farley one). But my head says it has all the intangibles. It has vampires, a ton of killing, and Abe Lincoln.

How could that be bad? I mean, seriously, do you think Honest Abe would not Honestly whoop the shit out of vampires? So hence my dilemma. It is like drafting to draft with your eyes or your gut. You have a tall, fast, agile, and sure-handed wide receiver but something seems wrong.

So I submit it to you, DOM Army. I most humbly ask for your opinion on this. Will Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter be shit or holy shit?

-Taters